Sunday, December 20, 2009

COPENHAGEN

if all you have been hearing about recently is 'copenhagen' or 'climate change', but haven't really a clue as to the significance of the two, here is a little article that might be helpful in giving you a brief overview. the low down on denmark. a bit of rudimentary education to help you float on by for when the  conversation gets a little too cerebral for you to handle. just drop a few facts here and there and then haul ass for the bathroom before people start to catch on that you don't pick up the papers to read.


So, what does this accord add up to? Key issues explained


The last-minute agreement is a major setback, and the world will have to regroup in its struggle to contain climate change
By Michael McCarthy
Sunday, 20 December 2009

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Is it true that the world has a new agreement to fight climate change?

Yes – the Copenhagen accord, signed at the UN climate conference in the Danish capital late on Friday night.
What does it do?
For the first time it enshrines the recognition of all the world's countries that we should work together to keep the global temperature from rising more than two degrees Centigrade above the level pertaining before the industrial revolution about 200 years ago, when we began burning fossil fuels on a seriously large scale. (It is the emissions of carbon dioxide from the coal and oil and gas we burn in power stations and cars, and also of the CO2 which comes from deforestation, that are trapping the sun's heat in the atmosphere – acting like the panes of a greenhouse – and causing world temperatures to rise.)
Two degrees above the pre-industrial level has come to be regarded as a sort of safety threshold, below which the effects of global warming may, with quite a lot of adapting, be bearable by human society and the natural world. But any rise above that the risks quickly rise of tremendously damaging new climatic effects, such as devastating droughts, fiercer hurricanes with more intense rainfall that will bring flooding on an entirely new scale, sea-level rise and the consequent disruption of communities around the globe. This in turn is likely to bring about mass migration of millions of climate refugees, and a new era of wars.
How long would it take to get to the C threshold, via the pathway we are on at the moment?
Nobody really knows the timescale – although it would almost certain be in the lifetime of people born today – but in temperature terms, two degrees above the pre-industrial is not that far away. The world as a whole has already warmed by about 0.75C, and it is estimated that the delayed effect of the carbon dioxide already in the atmosphere commits us to a warming of another 0.6C, whatever we do. So we are already on course for about 1.4C – this much of the target is already taken up.
Two degrees, it should be remembered, refers to the global average temperature, which will be more in higher latitudes such as the British Isles – perhaps over 3C, which is a very big rise. If you look out of your window this weekend on a snowbound landscape and wonder what all this global warming fuss is about, you should perhaps be reminded that, according to the Met Office, the average temperature in Britain has risen a full degree centigrade in the past 40 years – that is, just since the Beatles broke up. If the snow makes you think that is nonsense, wait till the spring comes – you will find that oak trees in southern England are opening their leaves on average 26 days earlier than they were in the halcyon days of John, Paul, George and Ringo, as our springs get warmer and warmer.
Is that all the Copenhagen accord does?
No. It also formally engages the developing countries, from the giants like China and India down, to do something about their rapidly rising CO2 emissions. This is an enormously important point. When, 20 years ago, the world first became aware of the threat of climate change and began trying to deal with it, the biggest CO2 emitters in the world, by far, were the rich, developed countries, led by the US. In 1990 the US, with 4 per cent of the world's population, was responsible for 36 per cent of global emissions.
But since then the Chinese economy has exploded, with growth rates never seen before in modern times of more than 10 per cent a year, and China's own carbon emissions have soared in a way no one imagined possible only a few years ago: In less than a decade they doubled from three billion to six billion tonnes annually, and two years ago China overtook the US as the world's biggest emitter.
India, as it struggles to bring its people out of poverty – hundreds of millions of them still have no electricity – is on a similar economic growth/emissions growth path, and so are Brazil, South Africa, Indonesia and others, and it is estimated that 90 per cent of all future growth of emissions will come from the developing countries. If these emissions continue to grow unchecked, climate change will be impossible to reverse.
Have the developing countries not been required to take action about their emissions before?
They have not, for two reasons. First, when the world began to deal with the threat of climate change, their emissions were very much less, and second, the vast majority of the carbon dioxide now in the atmosphere was put there by the developed countries – such as Britain. When the first international emissions-cutting agreement, the Kyoto protocol, was signed in 1997, it committed developed countries to taking legally binding actions to cut their carbon emissions, but did not require the developing countries to take on any cuts whatsoever.
Has the Kyoto protocol been a success?
Yes and no. It kick-started the huge, long and complex process of nations trying to turn their economies on to low-carbon growth paths, with the whole panoply of carbon-saving initiatives we are now so familiar with, from the construction of wind farms and the installation of solar panels, to the personal choice of taking the train rather than flying. And it introduced firm emissions-reduction targets for nearly 40 "Annexe 1" or developed countries, with the objective of cutting their emissions to 5 per cent below 1990 levels by about now.
But there are three glaring gaps in Kyoto. First, many of the developed nations have simply not acted decisively enough and have not met their targets. Second, in a decision of enormous consequence, President George W Bush withdrew the US from Kyoto in March 2001, shortly after assuming office. The third great gap is the absence of the developing nations, whose emissions are growing so fast that the world can no longer afford to ignore then.
So has the world decided to replace Kyoto?
Not quite. But a critical moment came almost three years ago, with the publication of the fourth report of the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), which gave the most urgent warning yet about global warming's dangers.
So at the UN climate meeting in Bali in December 2007, it was decided to negotiate a new treaty which might bring America back into the fold – as the US was never going to rejoin anything with Kyoto in its name – and at the same time require developing countries to take actions of their own to reduce emissions, while committing the rich nations to adopt even tougher targets, of cutting by 25-40 per cent by 2020.
Yet because the developing countries were very attached to Kyoto, as it required them to do nothing while forcing the rich nations to cut their emissions, they did not want to abandon it – and negotiations for it to be renewed for several more years were set in train at the same time, and in parallel, to the negotiations for a new climate treaty (which were referred to as the "Bali road map).
This quite bizarre twin-track negotiating arrangement has been going on for the past two years and was due to come to a climax in Copenhagen, in the meeting which began a fortnight ago and ended yesterday when a new climate deal for the world – one new treaty? Two new treaties? – was due to be agreed.
Well, which was it? One or two?
They couldn't resolve it – even after talking for two years in the run-up to the meeting. It was remarkable. The European Union and the British government wanted a single new treaty, into which the basic elements of Kyoto could be incorporated and taken forward, but the developing countries, particularly the bloc known as the G77 plus China, resolutely refused to give Kyoto up or contemplate a single new agreement. It has become clear in the past 24 hours that much of this opposition was orchestrated by China, which was desperate not to have a single new treaty, which ultimately might make it, and other emerging economies, legally bound to take action on emissions.
So what happened?
Complete stalemate. By last Wednesday the negotiations between 192 countries had run into the ground, nothing of two years' work on a climate treaty was likely to be agreed – and the following day, 120 heads of state and government were arriving in Copenhagen to set the seal on the deal. So Gordon Brown, who got to Copenhagen a day ahead of every other leader, drafted, with his senior officials, a completely new text for an agreement that world leaders could sign on the spot. He got a key group of 26 countries to support the idea, and they began negotiations on it early on Friday morning.
In a full day of talks, the Chinese insisted on a number of key points being withdrawn. The opening statement that the world should strive to cut its carbon emissions by 50 per cent by 2050, a proposed timetable to make the new pact legally binding, and new short-term emission targets for all countries have been put off till next year, when they will be "listed" in an annexe to the accord.
But the Chinese did agree to have an emissions target in an international agreement for the first time, to international verification of their performance, and to the C threshold figure.
Is there anything else of note in the Copenhagen accord?
Yes, a new deal on climate finance. There will be $30bn of "fast start" funding over the next three years to help developing countries reduce emissions and adapt to global warming, plus a promise from developed countries to "mobilise" a climate fund for them of $100bn a year by 2020.
You may have seen the Copenhagen accord being criticised for being full of holes. It is, and its provisions are not remotely adequate to combat climate change, while all the work of the past two years on a new Kyoto/new treaty has been parked for another year. But at least complete collapse of the world's efforts to fight global warming was avoided last week (though it came very close) and the Copenhagen accord – last-minute, ad hoc, patched-up, full of holes as it is – at least gives the world a continuing way forward in the struggle to contain the greatest threat human society has ever known.
Countdown to 'Brokenhagen'
Monday 7 December
Dr Rajendra Pachauri, IPCC chair, says: "The evidence is overwhelming that delay would lead to costs becoming progressively higher."
Tuesday 8 December
Developing countries furious over leaked documents indicating world leaders will be asked to sign agreement handing more power to rich countries.
Wednesday 9 December
Tuvalu puts forward radical proposal to limit emissions and stabilise greenhouse gas concentrations. China and India block the move.
Thursday 10 December
Alliance of Small Island States says any deal allowing temperatures to rise by over 1.5C is "not negotiable".
Friday 11 December
Documents from summit chairmen call on developed nations to cut greenhouse gas emissions by 40% from 1990 levels by 2020. Pledges add up to about 18 per cent.
Saturday 12 December
Thousands march from Danish parliament to Bella Centre. Hundreds arrested.
Sunday 13 December
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, holds a service in Copenhagen Cathedral.
Monday 14 December
Talks temporarily suspended when teams from developing nations walk out.
Tuesday 15 December
High-level talks begin, with UN chief Ban Ki-moon telling nations to "seal a deal".
Wednesday 16 December
Pressure builds to overcome deadlock between rich and poor nations. Connie Hedegaard resigns; Danish PM Lars Rasmussen takes over proceedings.
Thursday 17 December
Hillary Clinton says US will "play its role" over funds for developing countries, but doesn't provide details. Talks make little progress
Friday 18 December
President Barack Obama warns that time is running out to strike a deal.
Saturday 19 December
Talks finally end, amid furore from climate campaigners, condemning the summit as "Brokenhagen".
Jonathan Owen
The deal in focus...
Barack Obama
US President
This progress did not come easily and we know this alone is not enough ... We've come a long way but we have much further to go.
Gordon Brown
Prime Minister
We were able to break the deadlock and – in a breakthrough never seen on this scale before – secure agreement from the international community.
Ban Ki-moon
UN Secretary-General
Finally we sealed a deal... The Copenhagen accord may not be everything everyone had hoped for, but this decision is an important beginning.
Lumumba Di-Aping
G77 spokesman
[The agreement is] devoid of any sense of responsibility or morality ... based on the same values that funnelled six million people in Europe into furnaces.
Ed Miliband
Secretary for State for Energy and Climate Change
We would have wanted a more comprehensive agreement, a legally binding one... I wanted a stronger agreement.
John Kerry
Democratic Senator
It's a powerful signal to see President Obama, Premier Wen, Prime Minister Singh and President Zuma agree on a meeting of the minds.
Kim Carstensen
Leader of WWF's global climate initiative
Well-meant but half-hearted pledges to protect our planet from dangerous climate change are simply not sufficient to address a crisis.
Guy Ryder
General secretary, International Trade Union Confederation
World leaders failed to overcome their differences. Commitments on greenhouse gas reductions have fallen short.
Caroline Lucas MEP
Leader, Green Party
We need to change the discourse around acting to prevent climate chaos. Politicians shouldn't be afraid of this – they should be promoting it.
Ashok Sinha
Director, Stop Climate Chaos Coalition
Confronted by the greatest danger that humanity has ever faced, our political leaders are trying to pass off a dismal declaration as progress.
Kevin Conrad
Executive director, Coalition of Rainforest Nations
REDD [Reducing Emissions from Deforestation and Degradation] gets punted along for another year.
Xie Zhenhua
Chief negotiator, Chinese delegation
The meeting has had a positive result. Everyone should be happy... After negotiations both sides have managed to preserve their bottom line.
Jose Manuel Barroso
European Commission President
A positive step but clearly below our ambitions. Others were much more influential than we were when it was the business of reducing ambition.
Jeremy Hobbs
Executive director, Oxfam International
The deal is a triumph of spin over substance. It recognises the need to keep warming below C but does not commit to do so.
Andy Atkins
Executive director, Friends of the Earth
A C rise would still mean the deaths of millions of people and the complete destruction of at least four low-lying island states.
Jonathon Porritt
Former chairman of the Government's Sustainable Development Commission
What we have seen is raw industrial power at its worst on the part of China, the US and other countries.
John Sauven
Executive director, Greenpeace UK
The city of Copenhagen is a crime scene with the guilty men and women fleeing to the airport. There are no targets for carbon cuts.
Angela Merkel
German Chancellor
The decision has been very difficult for me. We have taken one step; we have hoped for several more ... I view the outcome with mixed feelings.
Kevin Rudd
Australian Prime Minister
A significant agreement on climate change action. It is the first global agreement on climate change action between rich nations and poor countries.
Fredrik Reinfeldt
Swedish Prime Minister
Let's be honest – this is not a perfect agreement. It will not solve the climate threat to mankind.
Nicolas Sarkozy
French President
If we had no deal, that would mean that two countries as important as India and China would be liberated from any type of contract.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Prime Minister of Iran
The economic and political structures of some nations are based on maximum profit and cheap energy. It is difficult for them to make changes.
Steve Sawyer
Secretary general, Global Wind Energy Council
A declaration like that doesn't do much other than paper over the fact that governments have failed to keep promises.
John Ashe
Chair of Kyoto protocol talks under the UN
Anything less than a legally binding and agreed outcome falls far short of the mark. Perhaps the bar was set too high.
David Nussbaum
Chief executive, WWF
After years of negotiations we have reached a declaration of will which binds no one and fails to guarantee a safe climate for future generations.
Professor Michael Grubb
Chair, Climate Strategies
Copenhagen was a missed opportunity but I believe an international legally binding agreement is very much still on the table.
Norbert Röttgen
German minister for environment, nature conservation and nuclear safety
It's not what we would have wished for as Europeans. China should have been more willing to accept a binding agreement.
Yvo de Boer
UN's chief climate official
The challenge is now to turn what we have agreed politically in Copenhagen into something real, measurable and verifiable.
Stephen Harper
Prime Minister, Canada
It is a good agreement that achieves Canada's objectives. It is a comprehensive and realistic agreement. It is a good first step.
Joan Ruddock
Energy and climate change minister
There's been far too much talk about process. But things have been improved. The presence of the ministers and the heads of state has concentrated minds.

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Comments


Post COP-15 - Adding it up.
[info]aubreymeyer wrote:
Sunday, 20 December 2009 at 10:35 am (UTC)
Here is a C&C-scenario image with: –

[1] numbers for fossil fuels only
[2] for all-regions/all-years 2000-2050,
[3] contracting globally to near-zero by 2050 and
[4] converging to equal per capita globally by 2020
[5] notionally consistent with the 'agreed' 2 degree maximum

http://mbf.cc/A59e [it'll be there for 28 days only]

Use Acrobat ‘tools’ ’select and zoom’ then ‘pan and zoom’ to get big-picture and detailed numbers as-above simultaneously . . .

C&C can be shown this way at any rates specified – it is my impression that something like this is now the next step.


Mad world
[info]alybut wrote:
Sunday, 20 December 2009 at 11:02 am (UTC)
Definitely something went horribly wrong in Copenhagen when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's comments are the most sensible and honest.

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

HIGH ROTATION

Elgar's Enigma Variation IX (Adagio) "Nimrod" is coming on, and it will not come off until I am finished with this ridiculous Land Law Summative. This makes writing the damned thing less abominable. I only hope that in the future, listening to this beautiful composition will not automatically trigger any egregious memories of this essay by way of association.


Another wholesome all-in-one video* : Elgar's Nimrod + Climate Change Awareness + Lee Pace = Tears to my eyes



* this is a reference to the previous wholesome all-in-one video : Sleepy Baby Bear + Anderson Cooper = Too much Cute to handle

Saturday, December 12, 2009

VA-KAY-KAY

christmas break is here ! or as the non-believer in me would prefer to term it: 'study break'. it is only day one of this 7-week long bum-fest (suggestive sounding, i know) but i already feel burned out. not even copious amounts of caffeine can keep me up. i know. i tried. i seem to have a natural resistance towards caffeine. as a student – a law student, no less – that is probably the worst news. i am lethargic, all the time. bring on the slew of formative essays ! i got a feeling, that this month's gonna be a good good month . . . look how the fatigue is impairing my sense of humour :(

Sunday, November 8, 2009

PHRAZES FOR THE YOUNG






hmmm...pretty undecided about this record. what with the strokes' extended and ongoing hiatus, i suppose anything coming out of julian casablancas' gob is welcome relief. i like the last track on it.


Saturday, October 31, 2009

IRRITANTS

anyone who has been following my online postings will know that i am a big fan of making lists. and anyone who has been paying attention will know that i only resort to lists when i have

  1. nothing better to do
  2. nothing better to write about
  3. too much time on my hands to kill, time which should really be allocated to doing work


oops i did it again. see what a list-freak i am? anyhoo, today's list: things that peeve me, hence the title, 'irritants'

  1. FMLers. juvenile much?
  2. people flipping the bird in photographs. you think it's cool. seriously reassess that thought. it really isn't . two-in-one picture. see how extremely ridiculous this looks? now i hope you'll get what i mean.
  3. guerilla braggers. they think they're so smart, furtively incorporating a brag or two into their conversations. no, you're not very smart if you think that people are too oblivious to pick out your puffery. then again, perhaps that is the whole point–to get caught. well then, in any case;
  4. braggarts, for that matter.
  5. people who don't get back to you when you invite them to events. do you honestly think it is a barrel of laughs making somebody chase after you for a measly rsvp? wait till you're kate moss, then we'll talk. 
  6. emo blogs. people don't giving 2 flying fucks about who cheated on your best friend's cousin's stepbrother. or why you should be emotionally affected by that. people don't really care either about how your period is giving you a crappy day. we all have crappy days, but you don't see us rushing to the computer to detail every minute of it, down to the last airborne particle of crap. get over yourself!
  7. people who walk really slow in front of you. whoever created the 'i secretly want to punch slow walkers in the back of their heads' facebook group speaks for me, and rightly so. 
  8. escalator-obstructions. the authorities put up signs urging you to stay on one side of the escalator for a reason, and a bloody good reason at that. it is not your grandfather's escalator, so why entice people with the temptation to elbow you in the back of your head for being an obtuse farthole by standing on all the wrong sides?
  9. ignorami
  10. facebookers whose status updates literally tells of every. single. detail. of. their. life. yeah, you're ironing your underpants. and?
don't be puzzled by all the references to 'you'. this is by no means a post directed at any specific person who happens to be cheesing me off. 11. it think it is too highschool to be writing about someone whom you are annoyed at on a blog. it is beneath me*scoff*
i am feeling pretty venomous, and so early in the morning too. i'd say i'm off to a good start to-day.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

*RASPBERRIES* JOG ON ! ! !




Tuesday, October 27, 2009

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TODAY



le sigh.

Monday, October 26, 2009

GONE FISHING

i made a 180 on how i feel about my hair. let's just say, it is potent bait for compliments :D

TOFINDNICHETHINGSTODO (VERB)

back from london. london called, answered it alright. t'was much fun reconnecting with the cousin and sharing cardiff sightseeing experiences. i recommended many an activity, and many a sight to see to her, and she is now more eager than ever to come to wales and experience cardiff's sights firsthand. or firsteye? lunch, where else? chinatown. i thoroughly enjoyed it. walking through chinatown an hour before the lunch rush: the chinese outmatched the locals in amplitude. porters–swiftly yet deftly–maneuvered through the streets with the bulk of ingredients dangerously close to falling off the trolleys. waitresses slipped in surreptitiously through the restaurant back doors. all elemental to building up the buzz of the sunday lunch rush. the excitement of seeing them all come together in preparation for the lunch rush was overwhelming. the bustling of the streets and the noises my tummy made crescendoed concurrently, leading up to 12 noon; when all the restaurants would open their doors to the hungry hordes. ♥ london.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

LIFE IS BUT A DREAM

so we convened a few days back to discuss the theme of the upcoming leadership conference. suffice to say, cliches were being thrown around like a baseball traveling around the diamond. after about half an hour of discussions, we finally settled on *S P O I L E R   A L E R T* Weathering the Storm: Staying Relevant in the 21st Century. i know, i know. cliche much? i hear you cry. well, to be fair, it was either that or Surviving the Corporate Jungle. so yeah. you’re welcome. then it came to finalising the poster for the leadership conference. our resident architect came up with a very propaganda-like design.  throw in a sickle and hammer, and hey presto, we have a winner. seeing as we had already decided on a theme earlier on, i suggested that we redesign the poster to befit the theme, probably something along the lines of a groovy saul bass-esque arm gripping firmly on to, what else, an umbrella under the rain. geddit? weathering the storm, yadda yadda yadda. slap on the malaysian flag motif all over the brolly, and we have a concept! somehow, i also had in mind hitchcock’s lifeboat.






you know, the film with the depressingly upsetting (steady on!) image of the people in the lifeboat, parodied over and over again (or rather, paid homage to) by 




vanity fair



arrested development




....er....friends....


and BAM! hitchcock reference in our leadership conference. sweeeeeet. but then i thought, well, nobody might actually point it out, which takes all the fun out of putting on cultural references anyway. so big sigh. nondescript-propaganda-arm-of-the-people poster it remains. i also hate it when i make cultural references that nobody gets, or spout movie quotes that no one else has heard of. feels like a conversation of one.  double big sigh. so kiddies, what exactly was the gist of this rambling post? to show off, that i devote too much memory to useless cultural references and film quotes; of which i have nobody to share a laugh over with. triple big sigh. i really should tone down the snobbery if i want to keep any friends at all.


because all i’ve been going on about is about people on boats,

Sunday, October 4, 2009

生日快乐中国。





Oct 1st 2009 
Taken from The Economist print edition 
Illustration by KAL

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

:-(







"i'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!"

Sunday, September 27, 2009

REDEFINING THE STANDARDS

too high a premium has been put on 'being spontaneous'. the idea of spontaneity has been over-romanticised in films and on television, whereby the ne'er-could-cares are all jimmy dean while the fastidious planners possess the cool quotient of birkenstocks and socks. for me, getting my helix pierced while waiting for tardy friends is as much on the edge as i can live on. just this evening i spontaneously decided to up and go around the city with muh g10, after which i made the impromptu decision of going to the pictures all on my lonesome. look at yilynn, the rockstar. the planner in me was taken on a night about town, no strings attached, as i walked about town, snapping pictures and mingling with the locals. assimilating with the city. who am i kiddin'? globe trekker, i ain't. although i must admit, it was very gratifying to just wander around town aimlessly. i was riding the natural high of exhilaration from making my own course until the gravity of my mediocre photographs brought me crashing back down. however, i doubt what i did ever qualified as wandering if i only walked around the sections of town i was already familiar with. then again, it was already 5-ish and getting dark. forgive me if i didn't want myself ripped a new one.

Friday, September 25, 2009

I GOTTA...

...make like a tree and leave



...make like a cheque and bounce




...make like a convict and flee



....make like a ball and bounce



...make like a plane and fly



...make like bobby fishcer and make a move



...make like noodles and chow ('fry' in chinese)





...make like a full bladder and go





...make like ykk and zip





...make like mj and boogie

Sunday, September 20, 2009

YI LYNN WHINES ABOUT HER LOSS

my baby. i had them on wednesday. i had them on thursday. i had them on friday. well, half a friday anyway, as i have brought myself to believe. my rayban wayfarers have officially gone awol. it took me last minute packing for this morning's 10 am flight to realise that my beloved pair of sunglasses–of which held so much sentimental value & also cost too pretty a penny (ouch!)–was nowhere to be found. a search party was warranted for. the search spanned the entire house and the nooks and crannies of 3 different cars. no luck. and with no further developments in the case, it was time to presume the sunglasses missing for good. officiating the permanent loss of my wayfarers was a painful thing to do. next came the issuance of a public statement (facebook) declaring the sunglasses missing, thus finally bringing the case to a close. with more composure gathered, i sat down to retrace my steps. post mortem reports concluded that the sunglasses had most likely fallen out of my bag when i was digging around for stuff in a darkened cinema, when i had gone to watch up with sabrina and xindee that friday. with the boom of dolby digital surround sound whatever the heck it was, and poor visibility, the sunglasses would have fallen out inconspicuously. easy for anyone to be unaware of the disappearance. furthermore, the heavy rain later that evening meant that the sunglasses were not required for the drive home, thus stymying earlier search efforts that could have turned up fruitful. that concludes the report on the missing, lost forever rayban wayfarers. i miss them already. or at least until i find a worthy successor. or fingers crossed, they eventually turn up somewhere at home and find their way back to me via post.

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL



if it's one thing that is currently dominating my facebook newsfeed, it is the multitude of people who are posting up photos of their first few days in cardiff. the multitude being the freshers (i guiltily admit that i relish using this term. i really deserve to eat shit). my, how i find their zeal amusingly entertaining. photographs of every single minute detail of cardiff proudly put up for those all in the realm of Facebookia to ponder and admire. cardiff's status has been elevated to superstar city. *scoff* when i first arrived last year, i didn't even take  so much as a few photographs to chronicle my first foray into life as a university freshman.

bah. nevermind the bollocks. i am just behaving like a class-A, top grade snob. this is probably inferiority complex rearing its ugly head by having me assert some form of 'coolness' over the rest. in truth, i too think that cardiff truly is amazing and timeless. in fact, i am probably more of a fool than i care to admit, by thinking that i am above snapping gazillion pictures of cardiff's antique architecture, charming university buildings, gigantic medieval castle, local inhabitants, city tour bus views, autumnal shrubbery, bilingual signboards, gigantic squirrels, native birds, unique food culture, streets, black cabs, pristine toilets....

Saturday, September 19, 2009

GREY AREA

when i went to pick up my renewed identity card (the new photo is smoking hot), i also requested for a printed transcript of all the particulars contained in the electronic chip. this measure was for me to keep tabs on whatever tabs it is that the government is keeping on me. under religion, it was stated as 'buddha'. number one, i did not know that buddha constituted as a religion. number two, i did not know how it came to be that i was listed as a buddhist. number three, that really got me thinking as to whether it was possible, or at least legal to have my religion status listed as N/A, or at least agnostic. after all, wouldn't that be in direct neglect of our rukun negara? of which the very first line itself dictates kepercayaan kepada tuhan–belief in god?

to me, religion is a very grey area in my life. i really am undecided in between practicing religion and eschewing it all together. i am for certain, an unreligious person, but that does not mean that i slight religion altogether. that rules myself out as a religious person, or an atheist. i suppose that makes me agnostic. after all, the literal definition of an agnostic is one who holds the view that any ultimate reality (as god) is unknown and probably unknowable. one who is not committed to believing in either the existence or the nonexistence of god or a god. mmm...that does seem to sum up my religious stance nicely. for one, over-zealously religious (or OZs as i shall christen them *ha ha*) people irritate me to no end. particularly those who like to force their religion upon me and find it sacrilegious that i do not possess that innate need for religion. the blindly religious will always fall to prayer, devoutly loyal to their god in the hopes that their prayers will be 'answered'. i apologise, but not much can get done if you are only going to sit and pray for things to sort themselves out.

however, an alternate definition describes an agnostic as one who is unwilling to commit to an opinion about something. that makes it seem as though agnostic people are apathetic. that they can't be arsed to pick a side and devote to it. on the proverbial fence. suddenly, being agnostic doesn't seem so interesting anymore when that path can be perceived as one of apathy or maybe even fickle-mindedness.

but in my defense–as a self-proclaimed agnostic, dammit, i should be old enough to decide for myself!–i perceive being agnostic as more of holding a moderate view on religion. it kind of allows me the freedom to decide later on in my life if i should essentially take on a religion, or shun it from my life entirely. i do not believe that anyone can strictly set about the path they choose for themselves. i am a strong believer that everything happens for a reason. although things may initially seem to fall out of step with what you intended, it somehow works out for the better. why i ended up in cardiff instead of warwick. why when i'm sewing on a button, my thread gets tangled up forcing me to start again–only for me to find out that had i continued sewing, i would have sewed the button on backwards–thus saving me the need to cuss my lungs out. petty or life-changing, when something unintended happens for a reason, that almost looks to me as though fate has come into play. i then begin to wonder if there really is a greater power at work up there.

now do you see my dilemma? i am too distrusting of the power of prayer. but when something unintended happens for a reason, my doubts are somewhat shaken that i cannot continue to doubt the existence of a higher power at work and come off as being hypocritical. so until a big enough miracle convinces me, or a big enough tragedy dissuades me; agnostic i shall be, in this very grey blur that is religion.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

DERIVATIONAL SUFFIXES

-ise and -ism. all it takes is superfluous usage of these grammatical bad boys to let any article run circles around my head.


btw, it is with great embarrasment that i confess–my spelling is absolutely abyssmal. it is so apalling, it's not even funny. i blame it on years of microsoft word's auto-correct.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

I'D LIKE SOME PERSPECTIVE


WAITER
Do you know what you'd like this evening, sir?


ANTON EGO
Yes, I think I do. After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, do you know what I'm craving for? A little perspective. That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?


WAITER
With what, sir?


ANTON EGO
Perspective. Fresh out, I take it?


WAITER
I am, uh...


ANTON EGO
Very well. Since you're all out of perspective and no one else seems to have it in this BLOODY TOWN, I'll make you a deal. You provide the food, I'll provide the perspective, which would go nicely with a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1947.

EL ABOMINACIÓN

one of my favourite things to do at the beginning of each school term, after a long hiatus, is to look out for people who got their hair cut. the usual practical, shorter cuts. the radical hairstyle overhaul deemed the 'new look'. as for me, i usually just take the backseat and admire others for their gall, hairstyle of mine untouched and unchanged. so this time, i decided that i would be one of those 'people' whom i myself would like to look out for. this time, i grew a pair–metaphorically speaking–and got stuff done to my hair. i don't think it qualifies as a haircut, because really, my hair did not get any shorter. how shall i describe the outcome?

karen o with longer hair?
kareno.jpg image by jackdevries

camilla belle with flatter hair?


whatever it is, i am trying desperately to not describe it as being la la or ah lian or cina. i suppose you could say that i am knee deep in denial about the limp curtains for hair that i have now. i simply refuse to believe that it has finally come to this. why oh why did i go on and take hair styling advice from a stylist who has ORANGE flat-iron hair, wears a grey fedora with a bow tie to match and pairs skinny jeans with *oh the horror* POINTY white shoes? and lest i forget, these are the sartorial decisions of a male stylist that i am yammering on about. the markers were clear, obvious and loud, but me, choosing to see the good in people, (and also really, when it comes to the hair, i don't think riling the stylist–with whom you are entrusting your hair to with your self-important opinions–is the brightest idea) i went ahead and left my hair under his creative control. why do i have to have such an itchy backside? i really am kicking myself in that itchy backside of mine now :(

that said, i now christen my hairstyle 'el abominación'! everything sounds more devastatingly devious and diabolical (i have a weakness for alliterations) in spanish. i think it's the 'el'. oh believe me, i really look forward to going back to school now. at 20, do you think i'm past the whole paper-bag-over-the head shebang?

Thursday, September 3, 2009

THINGS ROCK CAN BEAT



DAERAH SEMBILAN




just watched DISTRICT-9 yesterday. i don't think i will make any grand attempt at reviewing this film. what with the hype surrounding the film, one can easily get a far better review online than any i could promise. and a raving one at that. so really, it all boils down to choosing a word which best describes this film for me. one word to rate it all (peter jackson did produce, so why not an homage to him? heh heh heh).


AWESOME! sounds a bit too frat boy for my liking. might as well say it was nice.


NICE! just another four-lettered word.


EPIC! i feel that that would put it on the same shelf as the ripped-testosterone-fortified 3oo. and i don't think DISTRICT-9 belongs with all that ham.


BRILLIANT! and risk sounding pretentious? i think i'll pass. (oh but it was brilliant!)


OSCAR-WORTHY! might come off as being too over-enthusiastic at the film's prospects. besides, just because everyone is frothing at the mouth in rabid ravenousness doesn't mean that i should over-zealously hop on to the I HEART D 9 bandwagon and cheer along.


REFRESHING! perhaps. not once did this film meet my expectation of the Alien-reminiscent scene where the alien burst forth from the human's chest cavity in ruby red, visceral splendour.


THOUGHTFUL! yeah, it really was. the apartheid allegories, interweaving themes of xenophobia. it was far cry from the usual alien-sc-fi fare with bloodthirsty aliens terrorising the masses, ultimately driving them into a survival-of-the-best-looking, quest to restore mankind and humanity. i quote, "the thinking man's Alien".


GRITTY! it was tough and uncompromising. and the fact that most of the lines were ad-libbed gave it a very realistic, authentic and grounded feel.


ah, but a film this...decent. why do it injustice by condemning it to a one-word summing up? all in all, it was


"AN AWESOME, NICE, BRILLIANT, OSCAR-WORTHY, REFRESHING, THOUGHTFUL, GRITTY EPIC!"


how's that for a review?

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

T-MINUS 3 WKS ! ! !



today marks the fact that i have EXACTLY 3 weeks to go before boarding the plane to england. ah, the pursuits of a higher education! so many things yet to do , so little time. deary me, time does fly so.

ISA≠ANSWER

in light of the cow head kerfuffle–or cowfuffle (heheheh)–that took place in Shah Alam recently, i can understand that alot of people, particularly the Hindus, are not feeling too slap-happy about it. and that is putting it mildly to say the very least. the desecration of such a sacred symbol to the religion, never mind that it was the head, cannot be expected to be taken kindly by anyone. emotions are running high, and immediately people are looking to the ISA for some form of solution. the ISA cannot be looked upon as a sort of panacea to bag and whisk away troublemakers and naysayers. far from it. remember, these people hoping for ISA to step in are probably the same people who would chide and scorn at the ISA for suffocating free speech every time a raja petra or a teresa kok is put away. if we allow ourselves to get overly emotional and suddenly ask that ISA take away these infidels, we are giving the ISA a reason to sustain, possibly to no end. high-running emotions and tightly-wound tensions have made these people inadvertently hypocritical towards their stance on the ISA, and this is another problem not welcome at any time soon. if we ask for the ISA to interfere, we are no better than the very people who wield the ISA in all their detested arbitrariness. as always, in any situation, keeping calm is of the essence. a stoic front perhaps, to assure the others. and then when everything else has dipped to cooler temperatures; diplomacy, discussions, decisions–or even arguments, if need be–can fall into place, and the solution will prevail. a tried and tested formula time and time again. besides, with all else that has been happening–what with the public caning, muslims getting banned from going to black eyed peas concerts, and other frivolous what have yous–handling this delicate affair in a manner of utmost civility is probably the best idea now for malaysia. pr-wise.


Monday, August 24, 2009

BORE DA* BOREDOM!

WWC.jpg image by cairo311

my eyes have gone glassy with boredom as i type this. woe is me. as much as i love home, i think it might be about time to head back to school. the monotony of my daily routine, the lack of fulfillment from each day. good grief, i need something to do i need something to do I NEED SOMETHING TO DO! i am slowly but surely congealing into some devolved form of an apathetic blob.

ending on a less pestilential note (because nobody appreciates a whiner), here is–in my opinion–the best anti-depressant/stress reliever for when tensions run high or when petty problems got you frazzled. anderson cooper and cute baby animals in a SINGULAR video. how much better can it really get? seriously.




*bore da is good morning in welsh. selamat pagi to you, sir!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

WHERE MY SHEKELS ? ? ?

today, rm 500 was nicked from a tidy sum of rm 1515, the larger total being my plentiful bounty of ang pow money from this year's chinese new year celebrations. as much as i would like to let go and get all spitting angry over the stolen spundulicks, there really is no point in crying over spilt milk. or lifted loot in my poor unfortunate case. although, in a cruelly humourous way, i must note that it was only fitting that the money disappeared from an RBS ang pow.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

PICK-ME-UP #1 MARK DEUX



wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

HERE'S A THOUGHT #2

i want to go white water rafting on sungai padas, in sabah. i heard it's the tits. the merde.

WRIGHT ON


i just concluded a joe wright film marathon, although i suppose it hardly qualifies as a marathon seeing as i only had 2 films to watch. watching them in succession, you can actually point out certain signatures of the director's. for one, who'd have thought that hands could be just as expressive as the face? joe wright is certainly fond of hand shots in depicting one's present feelings. and both times, he used the nervous twitching of both male leads' hands to give a hit of how they fluster so in the presence of the object of infatuation (re: keira knightley, on both counts!). he must have a thing for hands, and hey, i have no problem with that at all.

i started off with pride & prejudice and finished off with atonement. like every other female on this planet, i must reiterate once again, mr darcy is a dream! mm mm mm. i can hardly describe it so i have to resort unfortunately to spelling out sounds denoting mr darcy's delectable nature. emosi bergelora!!! dario marianelli's superb soundtrack also helped the ambience of the film flourish. at times brooding, but mostly ticklish and airy like the younger bennet sisters–complementary to the fanciful fantasies incited in every girl by the mm mm mm mr darcy. the marathon concluded rather darkly with the very dejecting atonement. so as you can infer, the mood tonight took on a parabolic arc. the tears came, oh they came alright. and i must say, it's about time too. first few times around, the taps were plugged tight. thank god i have feelings. not a robot, not even a humanoid one, but a pure human being–flesh, blood and raw emotions. on the flipside, it does appear as though i might have forced myself into getting all misty-eyed for the sake of dispelling the possibility that i may be too frigid for comfort. hah. if only i had such prowess in deliberately tearing up. oh this time, you could taste the sad alright.

now if only i could get my mitts on the soloist. mm mm mm robert downey jr.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

MIYAGI-SAN



just had to share this, bring it up again.

i am embarrassed to admit that i have not seen any of the late yasmin ahmad's films. although, i do hope that being a big fan of her tvcs–which made such reverberating impact on our community–is redemption enough for such misfortune. an integral facet of the holidays will be sorely missed. given, my lackadaisical attempt might have been the cause of my current state. however, i will not concede without saying, that perhaps the poor amount of exposure for her films might also be partially to blame. this might be in very poor taste, but in the wake of michael jackson's untimely death, did we not see the skyrocketing of thriller sales or hear billy jean blaring from the speakers of every cina-beng cd peddler's pasar malam stall? it really is most terrible, but i actually did hope that yasmin ahmad's films would be selling everywhere after her demise. perhaps in the form of a yasmin-ahmad-commemorative-edition-collector's-dvd-box-set. i am not suggesting this as a form of making money, but merely as an expression that hopefully, greater access could be paved so as to provide a wider path between her films and the masses. i'm sure that would be what any film director would appreciate, and yasmin ahmad is no exception. well, she was an exceptional non-exception. may she rest in peace.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

KUA KUA KUAAAAA

deary me. i was getting more and more demoralised when the cbox on the right seemed to NOT be picking up any chatter at all. why wasn't anyone commenting in the cbox? was it because i had NO visitors AT ALL?? and then it dawned on me. like the imbecile that i am, i terlocked the cbox. the fact that i myself could not post anything on it confirmed my worst fears. well, fret no more for i have unlocked the cbox for your spamming satisfaction. do spam to your hearts' content. all comments are graciously welcomed. haters, fuck the hell off.

then again, i could be dreadfully wrong and well over my head; and perhaps this blog never garnered any visits and comments in the cbox to begin with. yilynn! stop. being. so. woody. allen.

UNFORTUNATE

in a recent piece of news i read in our daily rag, i found a sentiment of dr m's most disturbing. he said something along the veins of how anwar should be blamed for the anti-ISA demonstrations that occurred over the weekend. according to dr. m, demonstrations are not in malaysians' culture. i do not know if it would be too brash of me to get emotional and incensed over such a ridiculous statement, or whether it is exactly right of me to feel so negatively about it. supposing anwar did not 'instigate' such demonstrations, does dr. m really believe that malaysians are incapable of staging demonstrations sooner or later? be it demonstrations on such important issues like aung san suu kyi's prolonged detention, or harmless ones on issues of say, animal rights–demonstrations do take place globally, as a means of unitedly voicing opinion over a particular matter, although regretfully, in violent fashion at times. to expect malaysians to remain ignorant and oblivious to demonstrations suggests a naivety from a figure like dr. m i did not expect at all. by saying that holding demonstrations is not in malaysian culture, dr. m is displaying his malcontent towards the fact that for once, malaysians are getting off their arses and taking matters into their own hands. surely dr. m could not have been implying that malaysian culture is one of complacency? or perhaps he is simply doing what he does best, time and time again: making anwar the scapegoat. this time, of the somewhat successful anti-ISA brouhaha. if the demonstration was of a big enough magnitude to warrant tear gas and water cannons, i'd say it was a job well done, no?

Sunday, August 2, 2009

AWANA

back from awana, feeling oddly rejuvenated. oddly, seeing as there was no stress or pressure to recuperate from to begin with. it was a fun cocktail of cool air, family friends and photography(breaking out the g10 *coughcough*). photography, although a rather complex and expensive hobby, is an immensely gratifying one nonetheless. given, my photography skills are sub-par to non-existent–but i really am keen on fixing that! besides having to gain nearly adequate knowledge of toying around with the manual settings, i also need to put up (hopefully not for long) with ghastly attempts that make me cringe. photography, especially to a nOOb like myself can at times be very ego-deflating because you'd think holding a good piece of equipment in your hands is all you need to go national geographic. think again. but like every other endeavour, put in little bit more effort, practice and elbow grease (love that phrase!) and one will yield fulfilling results in the end!


doggy at the window


power walk!




rainforest canopy


air camera/crab stance


access was denied to the waterfalls. fiddlesticks :(


bazooka of a lens


messrs birdwatcher & birdwatcher





panning practice on the ride home :)


'portrait'


and my magnum opus

could not resist mate.

Friday, July 31, 2009

JAILBAIT JEOPARDY


asian parents' hell: you MUST choose one

taylor momsen


or


miley cyrus




♥ ♥ ♥sugary saccharine sixteen!♥ ♥ ♥


TO THE SKIES

i'm going to awana today. it's been ages since i last went, and am pretty keen to get my fill of crisp fresh air. the jerebu in kl is getting out of control. visibility is so poor it makes africa look rich. ok. that comparison was in extremely poor taste and it was not funny either, and for that i apologise. take 2. visibility is so poor, all traces of our burgeoning skyline seem to be obliterated, making kl look 50 years younger. i can literally smell it just walking to the car. i feel like a grade-a spaz holding my breath Italicevery time i make a mad dash indoors or for the car. screw it la. my lungs, my way. i wonder what the haze situation is over the straits in jolly ol' indonesia. curses! should have went to bali when we had the chance. terrorist bombings had not occured yet. h1n1 (or heeny as a friend of mine christened it) was not as parental-paranoia-inspiring then as it is now. and the haze was not giving us so much bullshit.

IT'S A FRIDAY


tgif! although summer break has really robbed friday of its essence. blue monday, freaky friday, same difference. the se7en days have all warped into one single day of the week. i don't even know the date. ok i lied. with laptop calendars, mobile phone calendars, and even *gasp* paper calendars, it really is a feat trying to distance yourself from time. try as you might, accidentally catching a glimpse of what day it is


"it is inevitable"

Thursday, July 30, 2009

HERE'S A THOUGHT

on my writing.
if i name-drop, make obscure cultural references, touch ever so slightly on today's issue, mention in passing today's issue, write in a blithe and sardonic tone, and not to forget, pepper sentences with big words. that might help me get away with the conspicuous lack of wholesome substance in my writings. a lacking as conspicuous as the jet black chocolate bar of a monolith in Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Space Odyssey (oops i did it again!). read closely and you will realise that beneath the shoddy-not-fooling-anyone veneer of the aforementioned literary guises, i really have nothing substantial to say.
but why would i discredit my writing some profess to be *hack hack* witty?
why dear readers, so as to not intimidate you. do not be fooled at all for i really am that vacuous.

i hope i didn't go all kanye on you in thinking that i could actually intimidate you in the first place! i'm as humble as pie. honest :D